matchyfic ([personal profile] matchyfic) wrote2008-11-12 08:23 pm

Drabble - idols & computers

Fandom: KAT-TUN
Characters: Kame, Jin
Pairings: Akame
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13, yaoi, rps
Status: Complete



"Kame, this is pathetic."

"What do you mean, I thought you liked Justin Timberla-"

"I don't mean the music, just. You coming over. Every week. To update your ipod. Because you won't take your stupid computer to the akihabara geeks."

"This is a matter of manly pride, okay, something you clearly have no idea of. I will win because of my focus and determination-"

"Uh huh. None of this would've happened if you'd just stuck the password to the wall like I did."

"That totally undoes the need for having a password, if you just let it be hung around anywhere-"

"Put it under the pics you have of me, ne, no-one will look underneath, they'll be too busy staring at my hot bod-"

"Hmm, maybe I should put it under my Pi poster then."

"-and it's totally foolproof- why do you have a poster of Pi. He. He has like, moobs."

"It's kinda hot."

"...feel free to stare longingly at his, his fat, then you... you anorexic asshole-"

"Do you want me to show you my One Pound Moves, Jin, I have a great move I really want to try out."

"And your hair is UGLY and- nonononononono your hair is beautiful and pretty and way better than mine and- KAME-"

---End.


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