Differences of Opinion
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matchyficFandom: Prince of Tennis
Characters: Momo, Kaidoh, Fuji, Inui
Pairings: Momo/Kaidoh
Genre: Humour
Rating: R, yaoi
Status: Complete
Dedication: sharingank
"I swear, that was one of the best movies I've seen. Those americans, they know how to make good action, at least!" Momoshiro Takeshi walked down the hallway in high spirits. The person accompanying him, Kaidoh Kaoru, tried hard to ignore him, though the nervous tic at the corner of his left eyebrow did not suggest a lot of success in that area.
"Even if the subtitling is a bit annoying, some of those lines are gold, man. Like that one when he accidentally shoots someone and the other guy goes, "I think you shot the thong guy." Momo guffawed at the memory.
"You got it wrong, idiot. It's "I think you got the wrong guy," Kaidoh interrupted, rolling his eyes.
Momo abruptly stopped his snickering to snap back at Kaidoh. "You're the one who's got it wrong. I'm telling you, it's "I think you shot the thong guy"!"
Kaidoh snapped back with equal venom. "Why the hell would he say something like that?"
"Because the guy who was shot was wearing a thong, of course! I mean, that's the entire point of the joke, right there!" Momo glared at Kaidoh. "The wrong guy? What the hell is so funny about that??"
Kaidoh glowered at Momo. "Normal people find that funny," he growled. "You're just a pervert who's reading too much into things. There's probably something seriously wrong with you if thong-wearing guys randomly pop up in your imagination."
Momo stared angrily back. "It is not in my imagination! The thong-wearing guy gets shot on accident, and then that other guy goes, "I think you shot the thong guy."" he gesticulated violently.
Kaidoh slowly stepped right into Momo's space. "It's "I think you got the wrong guy," idiot."
They glared heatedly at each other.
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Inui turned his head as he heard light footsteps come to a stop right behind him. He nodded back at the second year who was now looking at him with an expectant look on his face.
"Echizen said you wanted to see me," said Kaidoh, eyes flickering warily to the water bottle beside Inui that was containing a bright green liquid.
Inui nodded, choosing to ignore the way Kaidoh edged away from his newest extra-special vegetable juice. "I've upgraded your training menu using my latest data. I thought you might want to have it as soon as possible," said Inui, rifling through his notebook, getting out a sheet of paper and offering it to the second year.
"There is a 94% probability that you will start on it right away," Inui stated, watching as Kaidoh skimmed through the handout before looking back up.
"Thank you senpai. But I think I'll start the new schedule tomorrow," Kaidoh replied, his gaze looking anywhere but at Inui.
Inui raised his eyebrows. "Oh? That is indeed a surprise. May I ask what you are --"
"Oi, mamushi, you ready to go yet?" an loud voice pierced the quiet stillness of the evening air and breaking up the conversation between the two Seigaku regulars. Kaidoh cursed under his breath and turned to look at Momoshiro, who was striding up to them, holding his tennis bag and grinning obnoxiously.
"Ready whenever you are," growled Kaidoh, eyebrows automatically lowering into an irritated frown as he regarded Momo, who came to a stop right in front of him. "Idiot."
"Well, we'll see just who the idiot is very soon now, won't we?" Momo drawled lazily, eyeing Kaidoh, challenge glinting in his eyes. Kaidoh said nothing but stared stonily back for a few seconds before grunting irritably and leaning down to stuff the solitary piece of paper into his bag.
Momo snorted and started walking off in the direction of the school gates. "Are you coming or not?" he asked, looking back over his shoulder at Kaidoh, who was hefting his bag on his shoulder.
"Shut up." Kaidoh grimly caught up to Momo and Inui watched, bemused, as the two rivals bickered all the way to the gates and out of sight.
"Hmm." Inui thoughtfully let his eyes rest on the gates as he opened up his notebook. "I need new data," he remarked to no-one in particular, thumbing the pages until he got to the Kaidoh and Momo section.
"They're going to watch a movie." Inui blinked, a bit startled at the amused voice near him. "A movie?" Inui replied, nonplussed, looking back at Fuji, who had appeared behind him at some point. "Kaidoh left his training for a movie?" Inui frowned. Kaidoh was the very last type of person he could predict (with confidence limits of + 0.786%) who would slack off.
"Ahhh, but Inui, he couldn't back out of it - Momo made a bet with him, after all," Fuji smiled back, blue eyes sparkling with some private amusement.
"A bet? What kind of bet?" questioned Inui, glancing at Fuji and already scribbling away seriously in his notebook.
"Saaa, something about lines and thongs," Fuji replied easily, the gleam in his eyes growing when Inui suddenly pressed too hard on the paper and the pen faltered for a couple of seconds before he started to write even faster, muttering about uncertainties and the chaos theory.
"You mean, they're on a date?"
Fuji's smile widened as he turned his gaze to the school gate. "Yes," he replied, laughing softly. "Even if they don't quite know it yet."
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"Dammit, why can't you just sit still??
"Hey, I paid for my ticket, I can sit in my seat any way I want to!!!"
Kaidoh glared at Momo. "It wouldn't be a problem if you were actually sitting -- you moved about so much that the couple in front of us moved way up there to get away from you."
"Well, any other person would be thanking me." Momo rolled his eyes. "Are you seriously telling me you could hear anything over their very loud make-out session?"
Kaidoh spluttered. "I... you... I-I'm not the kind of person who pays attention to things like... like that!"
Momo snorted, reaching towards his second bag of popcorn. "Oh, please. They were going at it like a couple of horny vacuum cleaners in heat."
Kaidoh blushed bright red, though it was hard to see in the dim light of the theatre. Momo continued talking, his voice taking on a musing tone. "They seemed kinda young too; you know?" Momo suddenly snickered. "Maybe that's it - they're in their first relationship and we just witnessed their very first make-out session. Awww, how sweet."
Kaidoh shot him an irritated look, although Momo was too busy chortling to himself to see it. "And what would you know about it anyways? At least that guy," he jerked his thumb backwards vaguely in the direction of the aforementioned couple, "...actually has a girlfriend."
Momo stopped laughing. "I don't need a girlfriend to know about that stuff," he snapped at an unimpressed Kaidoh.
Kaidoh looked flatly at Momo. "I suppose you've been practising kissing your pillow then?" He turned his eyes back to the screen. "Hmph."
Momo narrowed his eyes. "I have not been doing anything of the sort." He smirked as he leaned back on the seat. "Were you speaking from experience?"
"Che. I am not a pervert like you," Kaidoh glanced disdainfully at a smirking Momo before determinedly turning his eyes back to the movie. "Now shut up, the line is coming up soon."
"Ne, mamushi..."
"What." Kaidoh did not take his eyes off the screen. He liked this car chase scene. Even if it had too much squealing tyres and screaming women.
"Have you ever been kissed before?"
Kaidoh managed to keep his eyes on the car chase with an effort of will. It would be very rude to the rest of the people with them if he suddenly started clobbering the idiot next to him right in the middle of the movie, after all.
"What the hell does that have do with anything, moron?" Kaidoh manfully tried to suppress his blush, although, from the way Momo was snickering, it didn't seem like he fully succeeded.
"I knew it!" Momo crowed. "You've never been kissed!"
"Shut up!" Kaidoh fisted Momoshiro's collar in his hands and yanked him closer, glaring eye-to-eye. "I never said that!"
"Then prove it."
"The hell are you talking about, bastard." Kaidoh growled as he clenched his hands tighter in the fabric.
"Slow, aren't you?" Momo sighed dramatically as Kaidoh narrowed his eyes. "Kiss me."
Kaidoh was so shocked he inadverently let go of Momo's collar.
"What?" he asked blankly.
"Kiss me. I'll know if you're lying." Momo smirked at him.
Kaidoh was still trying to make sense of how they'd gone from trying to beat each other up to... to... that. Kiss him?? Momoshiro's grin made it clear that he was enjoying stunning his rival. Kaidoh, thankfully, somehow managed to regain his ability to talk. "I will not!"
"What's the matter, mamushi?" Momo drawled. Kaidoh stared at the self-confident grin and the mocking eyes and suddenly recognized the gleam in Momoshiro's eyes. He never actually expected Kaidoh to go through with the dare, smug in his assumption that Kaidoh was too shy to take the lead in games of this sort. Kaidoh felt a spark ignite in himself. How dare that bastard underestimate him?
"Scaaaaaarrreed?" Momoshiro drawled out, drawing each syllable out slowly and in the exact tone Inui had predicted would irritate Kaidoh the most. Kaidoh felt his resolve snap and jerked Momo back to him, feeling a grim sort of triumph when he saw surprise push some of the smugness away from the violet eyes. "Hey, wait a minute!" Momo narrowed his eyes warily, hands flying up to reach the fingers fisted in his collar.
Momo tried without success to pry the fingers off his jacket. "Hey, mamushi, you know I wasn't really serio-- Mmmmmpphhh!!"
It was quite a while before either of them came up for air.
------
"Dammit, mamushi, we missed the line! There is absolutely no way I'm spending money to watch this movie AGAIN, I've seen it about 5 times already."
"Idiot. This is all your fault."
"My fault??? The hell do you mean, my fault??"
"Che."
---x---
End
Characters: Momo, Kaidoh, Fuji, Inui
Pairings: Momo/Kaidoh
Genre: Humour
Rating: R, yaoi
Status: Complete
Dedication: sharingank
"I swear, that was one of the best movies I've seen. Those americans, they know how to make good action, at least!" Momoshiro Takeshi walked down the hallway in high spirits. The person accompanying him, Kaidoh Kaoru, tried hard to ignore him, though the nervous tic at the corner of his left eyebrow did not suggest a lot of success in that area.
"Even if the subtitling is a bit annoying, some of those lines are gold, man. Like that one when he accidentally shoots someone and the other guy goes, "I think you shot the thong guy." Momo guffawed at the memory.
"You got it wrong, idiot. It's "I think you got the wrong guy," Kaidoh interrupted, rolling his eyes.
Momo abruptly stopped his snickering to snap back at Kaidoh. "You're the one who's got it wrong. I'm telling you, it's "I think you shot the thong guy"!"
Kaidoh snapped back with equal venom. "Why the hell would he say something like that?"
"Because the guy who was shot was wearing a thong, of course! I mean, that's the entire point of the joke, right there!" Momo glared at Kaidoh. "The wrong guy? What the hell is so funny about that??"
Kaidoh glowered at Momo. "Normal people find that funny," he growled. "You're just a pervert who's reading too much into things. There's probably something seriously wrong with you if thong-wearing guys randomly pop up in your imagination."
Momo stared angrily back. "It is not in my imagination! The thong-wearing guy gets shot on accident, and then that other guy goes, "I think you shot the thong guy."" he gesticulated violently.
Kaidoh slowly stepped right into Momo's space. "It's "I think you got the wrong guy," idiot."
They glared heatedly at each other.
------
Inui turned his head as he heard light footsteps come to a stop right behind him. He nodded back at the second year who was now looking at him with an expectant look on his face.
"Echizen said you wanted to see me," said Kaidoh, eyes flickering warily to the water bottle beside Inui that was containing a bright green liquid.
Inui nodded, choosing to ignore the way Kaidoh edged away from his newest extra-special vegetable juice. "I've upgraded your training menu using my latest data. I thought you might want to have it as soon as possible," said Inui, rifling through his notebook, getting out a sheet of paper and offering it to the second year.
"There is a 94% probability that you will start on it right away," Inui stated, watching as Kaidoh skimmed through the handout before looking back up.
"Thank you senpai. But I think I'll start the new schedule tomorrow," Kaidoh replied, his gaze looking anywhere but at Inui.
Inui raised his eyebrows. "Oh? That is indeed a surprise. May I ask what you are --"
"Oi, mamushi, you ready to go yet?" an loud voice pierced the quiet stillness of the evening air and breaking up the conversation between the two Seigaku regulars. Kaidoh cursed under his breath and turned to look at Momoshiro, who was striding up to them, holding his tennis bag and grinning obnoxiously.
"Ready whenever you are," growled Kaidoh, eyebrows automatically lowering into an irritated frown as he regarded Momo, who came to a stop right in front of him. "Idiot."
"Well, we'll see just who the idiot is very soon now, won't we?" Momo drawled lazily, eyeing Kaidoh, challenge glinting in his eyes. Kaidoh said nothing but stared stonily back for a few seconds before grunting irritably and leaning down to stuff the solitary piece of paper into his bag.
Momo snorted and started walking off in the direction of the school gates. "Are you coming or not?" he asked, looking back over his shoulder at Kaidoh, who was hefting his bag on his shoulder.
"Shut up." Kaidoh grimly caught up to Momo and Inui watched, bemused, as the two rivals bickered all the way to the gates and out of sight.
"Hmm." Inui thoughtfully let his eyes rest on the gates as he opened up his notebook. "I need new data," he remarked to no-one in particular, thumbing the pages until he got to the Kaidoh and Momo section.
"They're going to watch a movie." Inui blinked, a bit startled at the amused voice near him. "A movie?" Inui replied, nonplussed, looking back at Fuji, who had appeared behind him at some point. "Kaidoh left his training for a movie?" Inui frowned. Kaidoh was the very last type of person he could predict (with confidence limits of + 0.786%) who would slack off.
"Ahhh, but Inui, he couldn't back out of it - Momo made a bet with him, after all," Fuji smiled back, blue eyes sparkling with some private amusement.
"A bet? What kind of bet?" questioned Inui, glancing at Fuji and already scribbling away seriously in his notebook.
"Saaa, something about lines and thongs," Fuji replied easily, the gleam in his eyes growing when Inui suddenly pressed too hard on the paper and the pen faltered for a couple of seconds before he started to write even faster, muttering about uncertainties and the chaos theory.
"You mean, they're on a date?"
Fuji's smile widened as he turned his gaze to the school gate. "Yes," he replied, laughing softly. "Even if they don't quite know it yet."
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"Dammit, why can't you just sit still??
"Hey, I paid for my ticket, I can sit in my seat any way I want to!!!"
Kaidoh glared at Momo. "It wouldn't be a problem if you were actually sitting -- you moved about so much that the couple in front of us moved way up there to get away from you."
"Well, any other person would be thanking me." Momo rolled his eyes. "Are you seriously telling me you could hear anything over their very loud make-out session?"
Kaidoh spluttered. "I... you... I-I'm not the kind of person who pays attention to things like... like that!"
Momo snorted, reaching towards his second bag of popcorn. "Oh, please. They were going at it like a couple of horny vacuum cleaners in heat."
Kaidoh blushed bright red, though it was hard to see in the dim light of the theatre. Momo continued talking, his voice taking on a musing tone. "They seemed kinda young too; you know?" Momo suddenly snickered. "Maybe that's it - they're in their first relationship and we just witnessed their very first make-out session. Awww, how sweet."
Kaidoh shot him an irritated look, although Momo was too busy chortling to himself to see it. "And what would you know about it anyways? At least that guy," he jerked his thumb backwards vaguely in the direction of the aforementioned couple, "...actually has a girlfriend."
Momo stopped laughing. "I don't need a girlfriend to know about that stuff," he snapped at an unimpressed Kaidoh.
Kaidoh looked flatly at Momo. "I suppose you've been practising kissing your pillow then?" He turned his eyes back to the screen. "Hmph."
Momo narrowed his eyes. "I have not been doing anything of the sort." He smirked as he leaned back on the seat. "Were you speaking from experience?"
"Che. I am not a pervert like you," Kaidoh glanced disdainfully at a smirking Momo before determinedly turning his eyes back to the movie. "Now shut up, the line is coming up soon."
"Ne, mamushi..."
"What." Kaidoh did not take his eyes off the screen. He liked this car chase scene. Even if it had too much squealing tyres and screaming women.
"Have you ever been kissed before?"
Kaidoh managed to keep his eyes on the car chase with an effort of will. It would be very rude to the rest of the people with them if he suddenly started clobbering the idiot next to him right in the middle of the movie, after all.
"What the hell does that have do with anything, moron?" Kaidoh manfully tried to suppress his blush, although, from the way Momo was snickering, it didn't seem like he fully succeeded.
"I knew it!" Momo crowed. "You've never been kissed!"
"Shut up!" Kaidoh fisted Momoshiro's collar in his hands and yanked him closer, glaring eye-to-eye. "I never said that!"
"Then prove it."
"The hell are you talking about, bastard." Kaidoh growled as he clenched his hands tighter in the fabric.
"Slow, aren't you?" Momo sighed dramatically as Kaidoh narrowed his eyes. "Kiss me."
Kaidoh was so shocked he inadverently let go of Momo's collar.
"What?" he asked blankly.
"Kiss me. I'll know if you're lying." Momo smirked at him.
Kaidoh was still trying to make sense of how they'd gone from trying to beat each other up to... to... that. Kiss him?? Momoshiro's grin made it clear that he was enjoying stunning his rival. Kaidoh, thankfully, somehow managed to regain his ability to talk. "I will not!"
"What's the matter, mamushi?" Momo drawled. Kaidoh stared at the self-confident grin and the mocking eyes and suddenly recognized the gleam in Momoshiro's eyes. He never actually expected Kaidoh to go through with the dare, smug in his assumption that Kaidoh was too shy to take the lead in games of this sort. Kaidoh felt a spark ignite in himself. How dare that bastard underestimate him?
"Scaaaaaarrreed?" Momoshiro drawled out, drawing each syllable out slowly and in the exact tone Inui had predicted would irritate Kaidoh the most. Kaidoh felt his resolve snap and jerked Momo back to him, feeling a grim sort of triumph when he saw surprise push some of the smugness away from the violet eyes. "Hey, wait a minute!" Momo narrowed his eyes warily, hands flying up to reach the fingers fisted in his collar.
Momo tried without success to pry the fingers off his jacket. "Hey, mamushi, you know I wasn't really serio-- Mmmmmpphhh!!"
It was quite a while before either of them came up for air.
------
"Dammit, mamushi, we missed the line! There is absolutely no way I'm spending money to watch this movie AGAIN, I've seen it about 5 times already."
"Idiot. This is all your fault."
"My fault??? The hell do you mean, my fault??"
"Che."
---x---
End
