drabble - cockblocking

[matchyfic]

Fandom: KAT-TUN
Characters: Kame, Jin
Pairings: Akame
Genre: Humour
Rating: PG-13, yaoi, rps
Status: Complete
Dedication: razberrycreme



"No."

"Yes."

"No. No. I refuse."

"No you don't!"

"Jin."

"Kame, come on, it's just... professional curiosity."

"What, so now you're going to be a porn star, is that it?"

"Welll, now that you say it..."

"Jin!"

"Just kidding, kidding, loosen up, you're wound up tighter than Matsujun, I swear."

"Have you thought that maybe, just maybe it's because you want to practise rope bondage on me?"

"Psh, you were up in the air happily swinging around with ropes for practically your entire solo, this should be nothing after that."

"...That has nothing to do with anything."

"So what, you were just lying about your crossdressing rope bondage fetish to your fans, is that it??"

"What, no! I mean yes! I mean-"

"HA!"

"I hate you. And the answer's still no."

"Damn. Well, it was worth a shot?"

"Look. Even if I were to maybe, maybe think about this, I had like, three people helping me with the ropes backstage at the con, and here there's... you."

"Yes, you may count your blessings now."

"Yeah, and I suppose I'll count all the cracks in your ceiling by the time you manage to untie me after, too."

"Hey, you need to have some confidence in my skills!"

"Uh huh."

"No, I'm serious! I read a book!"

"Oh, a book. Gee, I wonder why that doesn't make me feel any better."

"Kame, you suck like a sucking thing."

"Says the one with the oral fixation."

"Well. In that case, can we-"

"Jin. We have a shoot in ten minutes. And these are vintage jeans."

"But Kame-"

"No!"

"Kaaaameeeeee."

---End.